holy shit a bunch of people just followed me hey there
if anyone wants anything tagged just let me know. i try to tag my shit with whatever the post contains but i’ve been slacking off recently lmao so yeah send me an ask
also i’m on a hunt for new bros so if anyone wants to talk again send me an ask i’m lonely as dicks over here
going into the otherkin tab expecting at least a FEW people to not be trolls
whoops guess i’m too optimistic
also yeah guess i’m crowkin better update my about page lmao
*paps*
The tag is pretty dumb, yeah.
Tumblr user sirinterrobang (and anyone else who sees this post), I just feel like you should know that i-can-show-you-the-devil is a self-proclaimed “proud pedophile” who has made sexual advances on someone that he thought was 13, and there are logs to prove it.
For your own safety, don’t talk to him.
thanks bro. i already knew that and more because i have a friend who constantly talks to him and attempts to talk sense into him and then relays me his frustrations so lmao i know a lot about that guy but thanks for the heads-up for people who don’t know
(via bullshitincorporated-deactivate)
Source: sirinterrobang
have you ever seen someone you don’t like post something like “i was thinking about doing this thing what do you guys think” and the first thing you think of “i think FUCK YOU WITH A CACTUS”
leave office
glance slightly to the right
see porn on dads screen in the mainroom (again)
dart back into office and hide in a pillow and die
omfg no
reminds me of how my dad used to use my computer for porn when i was in middle school
Source: samwinchestdurr-inactive
> talk to girl i like
> try to drink soymilk
> pour soymilk on face
> so. cool.
i sunburned the shit out of my face this weekend and when i just took a shower it felt like sauron was trying to use my face as a contact lens
what if when you masturbated it’s actually letting jesus in because his dad is really strict and installed a bunch of parental blocks that block all the good shit
