birds and dead shit

• {HOO} sir interrobang: i was gonna say something but i forgot
• Alex: good
• Alex: it was probably you being a dick
• {HOO} sir interrobang: wow alex
• {HOO} sir interrobang: i'm offended
• {HOO} sir interrobang: i'll have you know that my status as a phallus-american is perfectly valid and legal
• Alex: I'm so done

• Question: THIS IS ANONYSMOUSE HATE YOU ARE A DUMB BUTT - spooky-boy
• Answer:

  i am going to strangle you

almighty-overlord:

I want everyone to take a wild guess as to whose neck this is

(via spooky-boy)

i’m never letting alex use my laptop ever again

(via clinicallydepressedpug)

almighty-overlord:

spoiler alert I’m Nick Cannon

it’s because i said i live in a musical isn’t it

(via spooky-boy)

almighty-overlord:

Spotify… No..

seems legit

yes

(via setsunaela-deactivated20120625)

• alex: WHOA THAT'S A LOT OF SEMEN

almighty-overlord:

Tumblr Crushes:

• sirinterrobang
• transstuck
• ixerro
• u-ok
• kingcheddarxvii
• welcumtobonercity
• hussies-prostate
• thelacerationapprentice
• humansofnewyork

let’s analyze my crushes

1. my brother

2. a blog dedicated to trans* and nonbinary homestuck fanart

3. ???? a homestuck???

4. homestuck fandom person

5. tumblr famous funny guy

6. ???? a cool art blog I think???

7. butts

8. my matesprit/his headmates’ blog

9. photography blog 

what does this mean???

love you bro